🎬 Welcome to the Screening Room
Popcorn optional. Emotional damage guaranteed.
🎥 Movie Reviews
What worked, what flopped, and what broke my soul in the best way.
💣 Essays & Rants
Overthinking film like it's my full-time job. Rants included, nuance guaranteed.
🎞️ Movie Lists
Top 10s, weird faves, and “should I be worried about how many horror movies I love?” moments.
🍿 From the Screen to the Plate
Recreating iconic movie snacks and meals—with budget hacks and emotional flair.